Friday, October 5, 2012

Highway Robbery eBay Style!

So I've been watching Seahawk jersey auctions on eBay for a while.  Most of the new Nike jerseys go for about a $150.  I liked this one because it has the letters and numbers sewn on.  Much better than the screen pressed replicas.  I am targeting a personalized "Eyman" #12 as my next purchase.  Would really like to get it in that Alternate Wolf Grey.  But let's get back to this auction.

I saw this Nike Elite Sidney Rice Seahawks jersey about to end at a little over $40.00.  I decided to make a run at it and stick in a last minute bid.  I got the last bid in right before it closed.  Price only went up a dollar.  Closing price?  $43.99 + $9.99 for shipping and handling.  That's robbery folks.  Quickly paid and am looking forward to wearing this thing to the Pro Bowl.  The last scheduled in Hawaii, at this time.  I'll rant about that at another time.  Here's the listing.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NWT-Seattle-Seahawks-18-Nike-Rice-on-field-Jersey-size-48-xL-/251160797491?item=251160797491&ViewItem=&nma=true&si=%2FMvm6K7O0byW2qAT1d2sYwGzQCU%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

I'm ecstatic!  Looking forward to getting this thing!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Anatomy of a Draft!


I play in a 10 Team, 4 Player Keeper League.  This is my 6th season playing in this particular league.  Starting roster requirements....QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, WR, TE, K, Def.  10 bench.  Are able to IR players for minimum of 2 weeks and as long as they are on the injury report.  5 points per passing TD.  .5 per catch.

My keepers entering the draft:
QB: Tom Brady (acquired for 2-1 this season)
RB: Ryan Mathews (acquired with Michael Turner earlier this summer in exchange for MJD)
WR: Hakeem Nicks (drafted in 1st Round of 2010 Coo Coo Draft)
WR: Roddy White (acquired late last season for a 2nd round pick in 2012)

We are able to trade draft picks including future picks in this league.  Here is a list of my draft picks entering the draft for the 2012 season.  I made the playoffs last season.  But got knocked the hell out in the first round.  Tebow ran out of gas.  I rode him like a donkey last season.  The picks...
1-8
3-7
3-8
4-3
5-8
6-3
7-2
7-8
8-3
9-8
10-3
11-10
13-3
14-3
14-4

Pre Draft thoughts.  I need a RB, bad.  Really bad.  REALLY, REALLY BAD.  Ryan Mathews (the China Doll) got hurt on his first freaking carry of the preseason.  Seriously?  And he's the only RB on my roster at this point, and might be out for the first month of the season.  FML!  Picking at the back end of the first round doesn't help.  RB's go early and often in this league.
After guessing at who would keep what, and what the 7 teams might do in front of me, I came up with a list of about 5 RB's that I thought might be available in the first round of the draft that I was comfortable taking.  But I also thought there was a good possibility that all 5 of those RB's might be off the board by the time I got on the clock.  So I put out the message on the league board that I might be looking to trade back into the second round prior to the draft starting.  I was not taking Reggie Bush in the first round of the Coo Coo Draft.  Was not going to do it.  Couldn't live with myself.  The Dolphins were god awful last season.  And they are going to be worse this season.  And that was a career year for Bush.  I want nothing to do with that mess.

Coo Coo Draft starts.  Couple of trades.  Here are the 5 RB's I was comfortable selecting in the first round: Trent Richardson, Fred Jackson, Steven Jackson, Doug Martin, and Ahmad Bradshaw.  All 5 of those RB's go along with a pair of WR's.  My worst nightmare realized.  I tinker with the idea of taking Hernandez.  But that would almost force me to go RB with about 3 of my next 4 picks.  And it's getting pretty ugly at RB.  Quick.  Making matters worse, is that I do not have a 2nd round pick.  Shipped that off to get Brady.  I decide to put the pick up on the block.  Settled on 2-4 with a 7th Rounder for 2013.  I did a couple of mock drafts, trying to figure out who would go where.  I got none of the 10 first rounders right.  The only thing that I predicted correctly was that the 5 RB's would be gone and that I needed to trade out.  Bet your bottom dollar that I will do more mocks next season prior to the Coo Coo Draft.

I get on the clock in round 2 (pick 2-4) with Reggie Bush still staring at me. The other guy I am looking at is the Law Firm, BenJarvis Green-Ellis.  I had BGE a couple of years ago and was pleased with his production.  I trust him and Cincy showed him the money.  I pass on Bush and reach for BGE.  Reggie's ADP is higher, but I just don't want him.  I have a RB.  Although it is a bottom of the barrel #2.  Which will be playing as my #1, to start the season.  Ugh.

No second round pick.  Brady will be worth it.  Hopefully he will pay for himself by winning that bet with CoP this season.  If not, I see it as him costing me two 2nd's.  I actually value him at 2 #1's.  Sorry Johnny.

I have back-to-back picks in the 3rd round (picks 3-7 & 3-8).  I need to get another RB, but I'm shocked to see that 2 WR's I am very fond of still on the board.  I expected both these guys to go in either the 1st or 2nd round.  I happily pick Denver's Demaryius Thomas to be my #3 WR, and SD's Vincent Jackson (no stranger to the MiLiTiA roster) to be my #1 reserve WR.  By doing this, I will not need to carry very many WR's, as I have 4 pretty solid guys in White, Nicks, Thomas, and Jackson.  I can take more swings at the RB pinata later on in my draft.  But I still want Sidney Rice to round out my receiving core.  Because I had him that one year he was good, he's undervalued, he's finally starting to get healthy, and well, he's a Seahawk.  But that's for later.

All the long, I have kept a close eye on the QB situation.  Matt Ryan is still on the board at 4-3.  Thought about it for a second in the first, no pick in the second, and decided to get him in the 4th if he was still there while selecting those WR's in the 3rd round.  Ryan has skyrocketed up the ranks late in the summer.  He has Roddy White and Julio Jones at WR, future HOF Tony Gonzalez at TE, and an aging and sputtering Michael Turner at RB.  I've heard people were selecting him as high as the 2nd or 3rd round in some drafts.  So to get him in the 4th, at the 79th pick of the draft, which is like the 6th round of a standard 12 team draft, is a steal, in my opinion.  I didn't plan on taking any backup QB prior to the draft.  Part of the appeal to trade for Brady. I could simply pick up somebody, anybody during his bye week (Week 9) off the waiver-wire, and leave more roster spots for sleepers.  Which at this point looks like TE and RB, because I passed on those positions again.  Only other QB I tinkered with selecting at any point in the draft was Andrew Luck.  Nice pick Jer.

I have waited long enough.  I need RB's.  I need them in the worst way.  So at 5-8 I take another player that has been moving up the draft ranks late in the summer, Cedric Benson.  He signed with the Green Bay Packers and is expected to start.  Good enough for me.  But I am not a 100% sure how long he is going to start and he is not going to be playing on 3rd down.  He could be packing his bags tomorrow.  He is not the smartest guy.  He gets into trouble.  The Packers also have Starks, Green, and Kuhn up their on the Frozen Tundra.  I need more RB's.  Plural.  But I also need a TE.

In the 6th round (6-3), I take New England RB, Steven Ridley.  Ridley showed promise last season.  And the Pats let Benjarvis Green-Ellis walk out the front door.  But I don't like the thought of having to start both Brady and Ridley in the same backfield.  Fine in New England, but not in MiLiLaNi.  Gonna have to take more swings at RB.  I see him as a reserve RB.  Don't really like the thought of starting him.  But kind of the break glass in case of emergency kind of dude.  Let's hope the glass stays intact. 

At 7-2 I take Greg Olsen, the TE out of Carolina.  No more Shockey to share stats with.  But I think I might have to take 2 or 3 TE's and hope one of them hits or outproduces his draft position.  Pretty sure I have the worst TE situation in the league.  Oh well.  

In the 7th round (7-9), I take Rashad Jennings.  As I write this, MJD has just reported to Jaguars camp.  Crap.  I would not have picked RJ here if this news had broken a day earlier.  Thanks MJD!  I hate you more than ever!  I was hoping he would hold out till Week 10, or at least until Ryan Mathews got back on the playing field.  But I think I can start Jennings in Week 1.  MJD will need some time to get into shape and get his timing down with the (new) offense.  But I do think that Jennings has at least played his way into a timeshare situation in Jacksonville.  He's looked good in the preseason and led the NFL in rushing in that time period, while averaging over 5 yards a carry.  I don't think the Jaguars want to rely as heavily on MJD as they have in the past.  To keep him healthy and so that they won't have to pay him more based on his production.  I think MJD's holdout was nothing short of retarded.  He had no leverage.  None.

During the 8th round (8-3), I take my second TE, Jermaine Gresham.  I think he has some nice size and a good skill set, but the production isn't there yet.  I want him to be my back-up TE.  Dude has potential.

As I am perusing the rank lists, I notice that 3 players I am interested in taking are not there when I do a search for them.  Ryan Williams, Mikel Leshoure, and Sidney Rice.  The commish then releases a handful of players into the rank list that had been stuck on another teams IR.  OOOopPps.  These players should have been selected at this point in most drafts.  Good fortune if a couple of them make it to me.  But my pick is about 5 away.  Please let one or two of these guys fall to me!

In the 9th round (9-8), I make the total homer pick of Sidney Rice.  Go Seahawks!  Ryan Williams goes right after him.  Damn.  I should have took Williams first.  Oh well.  Leshoure is still on the board.  The Seahawk fan got the best of me.  :(

A few picks later, at 10-3, I take Mikel Leshoure.  Somebody has to run the ball in Detroit.  And I aint interested in taking Jahvid Best at any time today, tomorrow, or anytime soon.  I totally wasted a 1st round pick on that guy last year.  Not again.  Not gonna be on my team.  Nope.  Best is dead to me.  His brains are scrambled.

I continue to let other teams fill their starting line ups and  pass on kickers and defenses.  At 10-11, I pick my 3rd TE, Brent Celek.  I can cut one of the 3 TE's at some point.  Doubt I'll carry all 3 for more than the first month of the season, or at least until 2 separate themselves from the other one.  Or I might have to trade for a TE if all 3 of these dudes flop.  We'll see.

At 13-3, I take the Buffalo Bills Defense.  I like their schedule the first couple of weeks, and they brought in some nice players via free agency.

At 14-4, I take Alex Hennery, the kicker out of Philadelphia.  If he doesn't work out, I'll hit the waiver-wire for a kicker.  No big deal.  I did want Seabass, but somebody else took him earlier in the draft.

At 14-4 I take the Denver Broncos Defense.  They play against a lot of weak teams in the AFC West.  I'm hoping I can find a good match-up from week-to-week with my two defenses.  Or I could hit the waiver-wire for a replacement.  No big deal.

Following the draft I IR a couple of players and pick up Johnathan Dwyer, Alfred Morris, and Josh Gordon.  Dwyer has been making noise in Steelers camp.  I think the Steelers are gonna let Mendenhall walk out the door at the end of the season.  I think they would like Redman or Dwyer to step up and take that job.  My hope is that its Dwyer.  Morris is in the mix for the starting job/playing time in Washington.  Shanahan is satan when it comes to RB's.  I see him as a temporary depth player.  Gordon is intriguing.  Potential to be a #1 WR in Cleveland.  But that's the problem.  He play's in Cleveland.

My roster right now stands at:
QB's: Tom Brady & Matt Ryan
RB's: Ryan Mathews, BenJarvis Green-Ellis, Steven Riley, Cedric Benson, Rashard Jennings, Johnathan Dwyer and Alfred Morris.
WR's: Roddy White, Hakeem Nicks, Demaryius Thomas, Vincent Jackson, Sidney Rice and Josh Gordon
TE's: Greg Olsen, Jermaine Gresham and Brent Celek
K: Alex Henery
Def/ST: Buffalo Bills and Denver Broncos

Best starting line-up
QB-Tom Bray
RB1-Ryan Mathews
RB2-BenJarvis Green-Ellis et all
WR1-Roddy White
WR2-Hakeem Nicks
WR3-Demaryius Thomas
TE-Greg Olsen et all
K-Alex Henery et all
Def-Buffalo Bills et all

I will continue to try and persuade Ashley to trade Darren Sproles to me.  :)  Come on Ash.  What's it gonna take?

Like the team.  Potential pool for keepers include Brady, Ryan, Mathews, Green-Ellis, Leshoure, Dwyer, White, Nicks, Thomas, Jackson, and Gordon.

Hopefully contend for the Patrick Division and a potential playoff birth!

COO COO!

Good luck everybody!  May the best team win!

Friday, August 31, 2012

2012 NFL Predictions!

AFC

East 
New England Patriots (13-3)
Buffalo Bills (8-8)
New York Jets (7-9)
Miami Dolphins (2-14)

North
Baltimore Ravens (11-5)
Cincinnati Bengals (9-7)
Pittsburgh Steelers (8-8)
Cleveland Browns (3-13)

South
Houston Texans (11-5)
Tennessee Titans (9-7)
Jacksonville Jaguars (5-11)
Indianapolis Colts (4-12)

West
Denver Broncos (11-5)
San Diego Chargers (8-8)
Oakland Raiders (7-9)
Kansas City Chiefs (6-10)

 AFC Playoffs
1) New England Patriots
2) Baltimore Ravens
3) Denver Broncos
4) Houston Texans
5) Cincinnati Bengals
6) Tennessee Titans

Wild Card Weekend
Denver Broncos vs. Tennessee Titans
Houston Texans vs. Cincinnati Bengals

Divisional Playoff
New England Patriots vs. Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens vs. Denver Broncos

AFC Conference Championship Game
New England Patriots vs. Denver Broncos

AFC Conference Champion
New England Patriots

 NFC

East
New York Giants (10-6)
Philadelphia Eagles (9-7)
Dallas Cowboys (7-9)
Washington Redskins (6-10)

North
Green Bay Packers (14-2)
Chicago Bears (9-7)
Detroit Lions (9-7)
Minnesota Vikings (5-11)

South
Atlanta Falcons (10-6)
New Orleans Saints (9-7)
Carolina Panthers (8-8)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-10)

West
San Francisco 49ers (10-6)
Seattle Seahawks (9-7)
Arizona Cardinals (5-11)
St Louis Rams (3-13)

NFC Playoffs
1) Green Bay Packers
2) New York Giants
3) San Francisco 49ers
4) Atlanta Falcons
5) New Orleans Saints
6) Philadelphia Eagles

Wild Card Weekend
San Francisco 49ers vs. Philadelphia Eagles
Atlanta Falcons vs. New Orleans Saints

Divisional Playoff
Green Bay Packers vs. Atlanta Falcons
New York Giants vs. San Francisco 49ers

NFC Conference Championship Game
Green Bay Packers vs. New York Giants

NFC Champion
Green Bay Packers

Super Bowl XLVII

Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans
New England Patriots vs. Green Bay Packers

Score:
New England Patriots: 27
Green Bay Packers: 23 

Super Bowl XLVII Champion
New England Patriots

Individual Awards  

Regular Season MVP: Aaron Rodgers (QB-Green Bay Packers)
Offensive Player of the Year Award: Arian Foster (RB-Houston Texans)
Defensive Player of the Year Award: Jared Allen (DE-Minnesota Vikings)
Comeback Player of the Year Award: Peyton Manning (QB-Denver Broncos)
Walter Payton Man of the Year Award: Drew Brees (QB-New Orleans Saints)
Breakthrough Player of the Year: Matt Ryan (QB-Atlanta Falcons)
Offensive Rookie of the Year Award: Robert Griffin III (QB-Washington Redskins)
Defensive Rookie of the Year Award: Melvin Ingram (LB-San Diego Chargers)
Post Season MVP: Tom Brady (QB-New England Patriots) 

 

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Big Reveal! The Coo Coo Cup!

Lady and gentlemen, I give to you, the Coo Coo Cup!


Currently under construction in Arizona and headed to the commishes doorstep!  Hopefully by Saturday!  (fingers crossed)

Monday, August 20, 2012

The Coo Coo Cup!

I have always thought that our league deserved a trophy for its football champion.  The culmination of countless hours, days, weeks, and years of drafting, adding, dropping, IRing, trading, maneuvering, guessing, and strategizing.  All for the ultimate fantasy football glory!  To be lusted after.  To be the envy of the league.  To make the championship game.  To taste sweet victory in Week 16.  To be hoisted towards the heavens after months of brutal FF action!  To be cherished for 8 months.  To take pictures with.   To be defended.  To be passed from champion to commissioner!

The Coo Coo Cup...

COMING SOON!

COO COO!

Friday, August 17, 2012

Chow Time!


I am so excited that college football is back!  I am also thrilled with the hire of Norm Chow as head coach at the University of Hawaii!  I was lukewarm on the hire at first, but have come to love what this guy is doing in Manoa!  Cleaning up the locker room, the practice at the military base, the visit to Pearl Harbor, the stripping down of the players, uni's and program.  All to build it back up the right way.  We can already see a bump in talent in the sort of players that Chow is recruiting and bringing into the program.  This season might be a struggle.  New system, new coaches, new attitude, new era.  With that being said, here is my game by game predictions for the upcoming season for the University of Hawaii football team.

Hawaii @ USC = 17 - 56 loss  (0-1)
Lamar vs. Hawaii = 13 - 31 win  (1-1)
Nevada vs. Hawaii = 31 - 20 loss (1-2)
Hawaii @ BYU = 16 - 42 loss (1-3)
Hawaii @ San Diego State  = 20 - 31 loss (1-4)
New Mexico vs. Hawaii = 16 - 30 win (2-4)
Hawaii @ Colorado State = 17 - 24 loss (2-5)
Hawaii @ Fresno State = 20 - 33 loss (2-6)
Boise State vs. Hawaii = 39 - 23 loss (2-7)
Hawaii @ Air Force = 16 - 27 loss (2-8)
UNLV vs. Hawaii = 13 - 30 win (3-8)
South Alabama vs. Hawaii = 10 - 36 win (4-8)

4-8 season record
1-7 in the MWC

It was a rough summer for University of Hawaii with the fake Stevie Wonder concert debacle, and all the DUI's (3) by players on the football team.  Those struggles might continue on the football field this fall.  But the future looks bright.  The foundation is being built and set.  One block at a time.  I would be stoked if this team could make it to 6-6 and crash the Hawaii Bowl on Christmas Eve.  But I just don't see it happening.  I think Hawaii will compete for a bowl birth next season.  Aloha!  And Go Warriors!